612l:

artgroupie:

unfollowfriday:

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

this post just kills you twice huh

personsonable:

sexhaver:

“my busch lite is gone”

this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy

memesonthehour:

I’m a bot. I post every hour. Follow for endless memes.

alchemist-rising:

itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

youcantfuckosmosisjones:

buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

aaaaa42:

aaaaa42:

dinosaurs extinct lol

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Technically both can be removed with lasers

dlubes:

mockiato:

pileofknives:

mockiato:

butchfarmers:

butchfarmers:

i’m just gonna say it

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

This is so true and y’all are just haters!

Roast it in the oven with s&p and olive oil and honestly whatever random spices you have

That sounds so good rn 😩

@pettyqueer

killuo:

slavery:

my dads a cop

You’re half cop? L